Terrence Flamm- The Illinois Entertainer magazine
And Then We Move On
Press Pause to stop the song from playing
Additional Book Photos for the Chicago Music Scene of the 1960s and 1970s.
Welcome to the music portion of Toys-n-Cars.com
This page contains info on my 3 CD releases and if you scroll down, you can actually hear the songs, including the new tracks from my 3rd CD- Something To Think About. The tune you're listening to is called And Then We Move On.
The page also contains info on the radio stations around the world that have played the CD's and you can even find reviews of the music.
It also contains info on the book I've written (which is now in its 3rd printing) entitled The Chicago Music Scene: 1960s and 1970s.
If that's not enough, you can scroll down even further and check out my entire 45 year long music career through a myriad of mostly embarrassing pictures.
I
like to think my music is accessible to people. By sharing all this with you
I hope you can have a nice experience listening to my tunes. Suggestion:
listen to them at.... a party! While you're driving to work! Or even while
you're playing.......Poker! Anyway,
I hope you like what you hear and let me know if you do....or don't.

The book is now available directly through me- $24.00 postpaid, check, money order, credit card or Paypal- or, you can buy it at most major bookstores.
Send to:
Dean Milano
362 Highland Ave.
Elmhurst, Il. 60126
November 22nd, 2009 at the Abbey Pub in Chicago.
The Chicago Music Scene book launch party took place.
And what a party it was!

76 musicians from the book were on hand signing autographs.
At a quick glance, I'm seeing Elliott Delman, Annie Hat, Ruth Tobias, Jimy Rogers, Jimy Sohns, Annie Schwartz, (myself), Alejo Poveda, Chris Shannon, Amy Lowe, Jeannie Lambert, Greg Cahill, Marc Edelstein, Ronnie Rice, Tony Smith, Muriel Anderson, Greg Trafidlo, etc., etc.,.....
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The CD's (or albums, as I like to call them):
The third album is officially finished after more than two years of blood, sweat and fun! I am now taking orders and can ship immediately. Price is $15 postpaid or $35 for all three CDs.
We can no longer accept credit cards
Check, money order or Paypal to:
Dean Milano
362 Highland Ave.
Elmhurst, Il. 60126
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The titles of the albums:
Songs About Stuff
Vestiges: More Songs About More Stuff
Something To Think About
Or how about this? For an extra $5 ($20 postpaid) you can custom make your own album. Go through the more than 50 songs on this page and choose which ones you'd like on your album. Pick as many or as few as you like, as long as it doesn't total more than 80 minutes worth of music.
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(If you thought my first CD had little or no commercial potential......this one's got even less!)
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My latest CD- Something To Think About-is now for sale! A stocking stuffer of 15 all new songs just as obscure and lacking in commercial potential as the last two CDs. I guess I'll never learn. Oh well.
Much thanks to the friends and musicians who donated their time and talents to this project:
Paul Heinz, Jordi Kleiner, Jay Whitehouse, Russ Ward, Greg Trafidlo, Ken Slauf, Cathy Robel, Dave Ivaz, Debra Jett and Mat Irvine
The lyrics to the songs are at the very bottom of this page. Scroll down!
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Now available- Dean Milano's Greatest Non-Hits!
The Songs the Radio Dared to Play
and
Dean's Favorites

Yes, believe it or not, some of my tunes did get radio airplay. In fact over 270 songs have been played on 120 stations at the time of this writing.
So, now you can get a compilation CD of the fifteen songs, five from each CD, which have received the most airplay.
The songs included are:
Take the Blue Highway
Beer Cans & Beanie Babies
Flashes of Brilliance
Forever Children
New Politico Cha-Cha
Google My Number
Life is Like a Plastic Model Kit
Up Wisconsin Way
Rock n Roll Detour
One Golden Moment
Built On Mistakes
Somethin’ I Was Thinkin’ About
Keepers of the Highway
And Then We Move On
Bad News Comin’
BONUS TRACK:
Just Another Whiney Song (New version)
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And believe it or not, as much as I love all the tunes I write, I actually have favorites, too.
Flashes of Brilliance
Take the Blue Highway
Jim and the Big Bruiser
Time Machine
Rock ‘n Roll Detour
Up Wisconsin Way
Stories From The Road (Mother & Child)
My Real Grandpa
Keepers of the Highway
And Then We Move On
Bonus Track:
Just Another Whiney Song (New version)
Dewmaine (Never released)
The Last Song That I Wrote (Never released)
Hey, I actually set up a MySpace page and a Facebook page! Check it out if you get a chance:
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Songs About Stuff
1. Flashes of Brilliance 3:13
Dean Milano:
Vocal and electric bass
Inspiration:
John Nash
Lyric Tweakers: Pat Cannon and Greg Trafidlo
"Nice singing.... I like it!" - Gayle Ellett Owner of Firepool Records and HC Productions.
2. Take the Blue Highway 3:17
Dean Milano:
Vocals, guitar and upright bass
Greg Trafidlo:
Guitar and vocals
Greg Cahill:
Banjo
Peter Seman:
Fiddle
Inspiration: William Least Heat Moon
"Now THAT'S a good song!" - Paul Craft Nashville songwriter and publisher
Because the album is now finished and for sale, the following songs are only sample versions instead of full cuts. Click on the song title for the sample play:
3. Forever Children, Children Forever 3:15
Dean Milano:
Vocals, guitar, percussion and electric bass
Julianne Macarus:
Violins
Inspiration: The War Du Jour
This song actually peaked at #171 on Neil Young's Living With War Today website. Probably doesn't sound like much, but that was out of over 3,500 songs.
4. Livin' the Good Life 3:17
Dean Milano:
vocals, guitar and accordion
Inspiration:
My family
5. Just Another Whiney Song Version 1 3:16
Dean Milano:
Vocals, guitar and electric bass
Dennis Gordon:
Piano and vocal
Dave Kovnat: Drums
Patrick Cannon: Additional lyrics
Inspiration:
The world in general
Version 2
Dean Milano:
Vocals, guitar and electric bass
Dennis Gordon:
vocal
Dave Kovnat: Drums
Scott Braam: Guitar
Inspiration:
The world in general
6. Jim and the Big Bruiser 3:51
Dean Milano:
Vocal and upright bass
Dennis Gordon: Mandolin
Inspiration:
Jerry Farrow
7. The New Politico Cha-Cha 3:17
Dean Milano:
Vocals, guitar and electric bass
Dave Kovnat:
Drums and percussion
Amberlee Haynes: Vocals
Inspiration:
The evening news
8. Time Machine 3:46
Dean Milano:
Vocal, guitar and upright bass
Greg Trafidlo:
Guitar and mandolin
Julie Macarus:
Violin and viola
Inspiration:
"....very beautiful. Lovely, lovely, lovely." Michael Smith Singer/songwriter/recording artist
9.Good Ol' Boys from Mars 5:07
Dean Milano:
Vocal, guitar and electric bass
Dave Kovnat:
Drums and percussion
Inspiration:
Everyone I don’t agree with
10. You're in the Middle of Nowhere 4:20
Dean Milano:
Vocals, guitar and electric bass
Scott Braam:
Guitar
Dennis Gordon:
Guitar and mandolin
Amberlee Haynes:
Vocals
Inspiration:
A couple of misplaced Chicagoans
11. Panama City 2:40
Dean Milano:
Vocals, guitar, percussion and electric bass
Inspiration:
A trip to
12. Catalog Doll 5:03
Dean Milano:
Vocal, guitar, upright bass, and percussion
Peter Seman:
Harmonica
Inspiration:
A gal from
13. Beer Cans and Beanie Babies 3:31
Dean Milano:
Vocals, guitar, and electric bass
Greg Cahill:
Banjo
Dave Kovnat:
Drums
Inspiration:
All the would-be millionaires who got stuck with the wrong stuff
14. A Song For Heroes 3:05
Dean Milano:
Vocals, guitar, percussion and electric bass
Inspiration:
All those who have inspired me
15. Storm is Comin' 3:55
Dean Milano:
Vocals, guitar, drums and electric bass
Julie Macarus:
Violin and viola
Dennis Gordon:
Guitar
Amberlee Haynes: Vocal
Inspiration:
The almighty ‘Sing Along’
The video for this song peaked at #15 out of 700 videos on Neil Young's Living With War Video website.
16. Where Did the Music Go? 2:24
Dean Milano: Vocal and upright bass
Don Stiernberg: Guitar
Inspiration: The sad state of affairs today
All songs produced by Dean Milano with Dennis Gordon
All songs copyright 2006, except Panama City 1985
Recording engineer: Scott Braam
Reviews:
Dean Milanos musical sensibilities, humor and craftsmanship are a breath of life
to the singer-songwriter world. For years, his chops have been the backbone of
some of Chicago's premier bands. Songs About Stuff is his turn to show
us his insightful writing, quirky humor, and tasty arranging that have made him
the "go to" guy for decades.
Just listen to Dean's killer songs from "Time Machine" to "Beer Cans and Beanie
Babies," and you know you're in the presence of a solid song maker in control of
his art.
Songs About Stuff is ear candy. Bet you can't listen to it just once!
Greg Trafidlo- President- Kira Records and song scribe
Songs About Stuff is full of delightful surprises
Eddie O'Strange- Town & Country Radio Show, New Zealand
Gerd Stassen - Hillbilly Rockhouse radio show- Berlin, Germany
Dean Milano represents an entire cross-section of the independent singer/songwriter community, whether he knows it or not. It's a profile shared by thousands, as Milano writes musical songs, with musical arrangements, about topics that used to be important to music. The lyric's the thing. Milano weaves tales in a melodic but conversational folk style that penetrates and creates friends just through his clear and relative content. I thoroughly enjoyed listening.
Don Kimenker - Founder of EarBuzz.com
Elmhurst singer-songwriter Dean Milano has been part of The New Seekers and opened for Cab Calloway, but it seems his biggest achievement is his latest CD, Songs About Stuff, which manages to be tuneful, intelligent, sometimes humorous, and well-executed from beginning to end. Milano’s songs are streetwise and smart, a welcome addition to anyone’s collection of troubadours. “Flashes Of Brilliance” is a great song, but any choice here is a winner.
Mike O’Cull - Illinois Entertainer magazine
Norman Whitman- Detours Radio Show, WYSO Ohio
I really enjoyed Songs About Stuff. Milano is a very good writer, a good singer and bass player.
Steve Hashimoto- News From the Trenches
Have been loving your songs. It's a CD which I know I will enjoy for many years!
Nic Culverwell- Manager, The New Seekers and the Bee Gees
There are lots of good songs on your CD... It's hard to decide what to play next...
Roman and Brenda- Regina's Mighty Shores Radio Show, Canada
We have played (Songs About Stuff) and think that it is well worth having tracks from the CD included in our playlists. The character of the music style presented gives this CD a unique feel, with an individual personality presented inside it's contents. Great work, and we sure look forward to hearing from you in the future
Graham Barclay- Soundwave FM, New Zealand
A superb album and one which deserves all the airplay it can get.
Peggy MacNeil - Isles FM, Scotland
Songs about Stuff really caught my attention. I liked the album already from the fresh looks of it and when I played it, it sounded great!! Just keep on going with what you're doing.
Paul van Kuik -Radio 0162, Netherlands
It's an excellent album, ........ A very personal style, music of high quality and a perfect voice make for some very great performances on this CD. It's very pleasant to listen to these songs. Thank you for this great CD
Etienne Berthels -Radio Terre Franche, Belgium
What a great sound you have, I have played several of your tracks to date and plan to schedule more in future programs. Keep up the good work and please keep me up to date with your progress
Michael Criddle - Folk Music radio DJ, Australia
Dean’s music is brilliant! On “Songs About Stuff” (Kira) he sings about declining moral values, the futility and immorality of war, man’s inhumanity to man and love. And he does this in a variety of moods and styles ranging from the bluegrass “Take The Blue Highway” to the emotional “Catalogue Doll” and in-between there is a lot of humour with “Just Another Whiney Song” and “The New Politico Cha Cha”. It is an album that never bores, always delivers something new with each listen and should be mandatory radio play.
Pete Smith- The Advertiser magazine- Great Britain
Everyone loves the understated Dean Milano - musically and otherwise.
Bill's Blues- Chicago nightclub
Thank you, Dean, for the good music. . I will surely air more tracks on upcoming shows
Lilli Kuzma- WDCB Radio
......from "Flashes of Brilliance" to "Where Did All The Music Go?" you can tell the experience from 35 years of song writing. An extraordinary album.
Christian Lamitschka - Editor of Country Home, Germany's Premiere Country Music Magazine
The best STUFF I've heard in a long time. Great beat and musical backing with lyrics that have "meat" to them. Songs often are written about nothing, but Dean Milano writes about real STUFF from his mind and his heart. I drop a song in from his album every show, just to brighten up the program.
Darryl Lanyon - 101FM Australia
My second album is entitled VESTIGES: More Songs About More Stuff. The following 15 songs are from that CD.
VESTIGES REVIEWS (Sorry, I just didn't send this CD out to all that many stations. Hey, it gets expensive!)
Putting emotionally-charged stories to rock music can be tricky, but singer-songwriter Dean Milano does it quite effectively on Vestiges: More Songs About More Stuff. Even “The Scam,” a surprisingly sympathetic portrait of a foreign-based Internet swindler, comes off without a hint of melodrama. Milano is even better on the politically charged “One Golden Moment” and the rollicking ghost story “Rock ‘N’ Roll Detour.” His folksy voice also helps keep Vestiges consistently entertaining.
Terrence Flamm - Illinois Entertainer magazine
Vestiges: More Songs About More Stuff is a wonderful journey through diverse songs that will keep you entertained with every turn in musical style, and will leave you fulfilled at each destination portrayed in Dean's clever lyrics. (DJ's Tops Picks for 2008 and voted 1 of the 3 Top Songwriters for 2008)
Mara Noelle - Click Your Heels Together KFOK Radio, California
Dean Milanos songs reflect his extensive background in music in multiple genres, and are sparkling compositions that range from humorous to introspective, solid melodic tunes that cover a wide range of topics. Dean may have played in country and rock bands and jazz combos, and those styles are infused into the music and style here and there, but Dean is a contemporary singer-songwriter in the folk tradition, a troubadour with a mind, a heart, and a soul. His "Vestiges" album is a gem, with a too-modest subtitle, "More Songs About More Stuff." They are songs that I have eagerly shared with the listeners to the Folk Festival show.
Lilli Kuzma - Folk Festival on WDCB Public Radio
One Golden Moment 3:23
Dean Milano: Vocals, guitar and electric bass
Scott Braam: Guitar
Dave Kovnat: Drums
Paul Heinz: Keyboards
Jordi Kleiner: Violin
Inspiration: Why We Fight- a film by Eugene Jarecki
Life is Like a Plastic Model Kit 2:42
Dean Milano: Vocal, guitar and upright bass
Dennis Gordon: mandolin
Inspiration: My 40 year long passion/obssession with plastic model kits.
Dean Milano at Heritage Fest 2009, Downers Grove, Il.
My Heart is Breaking 2:29
Dean Milano: Vocals, guitar, accordion, electric bass and percussion
Inspiration: All the great Irish ballads
"Oh my, that is such a pretty song!" - Hazel Dickens, First Lady of bluegrass music.
Ballad of Willie and the Bluegrass Kid 4:18
Dean Milano: Vocals, guitar and electric bass
Dennis Gordon:
Guitar
Dave Kovnat: Drums
Paul Heinz: Keyboards
Inspiration: Carterville, Illinois- Summer of 1973
Sacrificial Lambs 2:38
Dean Milano: Vocals, guitar, electric bass and upright bass
Dennis Gordon: Guitar
Inspiration: Those who would exchange their sanity for their art
Rock 'n Roll Detour 4:01
Dean Milano: Vocals, acoustic and electric guitars and electric bass
Scott Braam: Guitar
Dave Kovnat: Drums
Julie Macarus: Farrah Fawcett vocal
Inspiration: Just day dreaming
Up Wisconsin Way 4:07
Dean Milano: Vocals, guitar and upright bass
Paul Heinz: Keyboards
Inspiration: Home, sweet home
The Scam 3:40
Dean Milano: Vocal and guitar, electric bass
Julie Macarus: Violin
Dave Kovnat: Clock
Inspiration: The World Wide Web
Louisiana Road Trip 2:40
Dean Milano: Vocal, accordion, percussion, electric bass and guitar
Russ Ward: Drums
Jordi Kleiner: Fiddle
Inspiration: A 1972 road trip in a VW Beetle
Google My Number 3:57
Dean Milano: Vocal, guitar and electric bass
Russ Ward: Drums and vocal
Paul Heinz: Keyboards
Jordi Kleiner: Fiddle
Inspiration: A series of unfortunate events
Just Hold On 2:12
Dean Milano: Vocals and guitar
Scott Braam: guitar
Inspiration: A friend of mine who really should have slowed down
1972
Dean Milano:
Vocals and bass
Dennis Gordon:
Lead and rhythm guitars, piano
Ted Kendros:
Drums
Inspiration:
1982
Dean Milano:
Vocals and bass
Jan Lewis:
Vocals
Dennis Gordon:
Lead and rhythm guitars
Ted Kendros:
Drums
Inspiration:
The ones that got away
You've Been On My Mind So Long (It's Givin' Me a Headache)
1972
Dean Milano:
Vocals and bass
Dennis Gordon:
Lead and rhythm guitars
Ted Kendros:
Drums
Inspiration:
An ex-girlfriend
1973
Dean Milano:
Vocals and bass
Dennis Gordon:
Lead and rhythm guitars
John Cruz:
Drums
Inspiration:
A wonderful one night stand
All songs produced by Dean Milano
All songs copyright 2008,(Recording engineer: Scott Braam), except Deep in the Muddy, You Can Be My Pal, You've Been on My Mind So Long, and One Night Woman- copyright 1985 (Recording Engineer: Dennis Gordon)
My third CD is entitled- Something To Think About.
Fifteen new songs, all bright and shiny and ready for listenin'.
Reviews:
Veteran Chicago storyteller, author and songwriter Dean Milano has crafted an album full of characters with stories to tell, and Milano tells them articulately and with feeling á la Canadian songsmith Gordon Lightfoot or American treasure Paul Simon… A sense of humor is essential equipment for a folksinger, and Dean Milano has more than his share… Like much of his music, Milano seems reluctant to leave the past behind, and perhaps it's that sorrowful realization of time marching on that informs his music more than any other emotion.
Guy Arnston- Rocking Chicagoland http://rockingchicagoland.com/
Dean Milano's new album, "Something To Think About", is a wonderful collection of 'story songs' influenced by real experiences in Dean's life. The music is solidly entertaining and well-produced, and the stories are inspiring, insightful, and interesting. What makes this an especially good listen is the eclectic mix of music styles, and also that some stories go back a number of decades, with the perspective of time providing an added depth to the messages in the material. "Something to Think About" is definitely something to 'listen to' and is the first album on my "Faves" list of 2011!
Lilli Kuzma- host of "Folk Festival" on 90.9fm WDCB Public Radio (Glen Ellyn/ Chicago)
Lilli also included the CD on
her Folk Festival show's "Folktastic
Fifteen Fave Albums" list of 2011
One of "Rich's Picks" for January, 2011
Rich Warren- Host of the WFMT Midnight Special radio show.
Here's a guy who's got a lot to say -- and who's not afraid to tell it like it really is. Stories from life making their journeys through the eyes, through the mind, through the heart, and out into the world again via Dean Milano's superbly crafted songs. These songs bear Dean's unmistakable stamp of truth and experience. What some songwriters do with sparseness and economy, Dean does with detail and extravagance. You SEE what Dean's getting at ... and you FEEL it, too. That's why the songs invite repeated listening; there's always a nuance, a subtlety or two that you missed the first time through. Dean crafts with words AND music -- and it's a joy to hear when it all comes together. This is one of those rare CDs that gets stronger with every song. Near the end, I was already on board and ready to travel wherever Dean might want to take me. It's a journey well spent.
David Simpkins- The Meadow Creek Gazette
Terrence Flamm- The Illinois Entertainer magazine
Built On Mistakes 3:28
Dean Milano:
Vocals, guitar and electric bass
Scott Braam: Guitar
Inspiration: Our house, of course.
Margie's Car 3:55
Dean
Milano:
Vocal, guitar, and electric bass
Scott Braam: Guitars
Paul Heinz: Keyboards.
Inspiration: A lady I knew and no, I don't know what became of her
Stories From the Road: Mother and Child 4:14
Dean Milano: Vocal and guitar
Mim Eichmann: Hammered dulcimer
Jordi Kleiner: Cello
Inspiration: The drivers of Illinois Route 57
Musical Chairs 4:20
Dean Milano: Vocals, guitar and electric bass
Jay Whitehouse: Guitar
Scott Braam: Guitar
Paul Heinz: keyboard
Russ Ward: drums
Inspiration: My own musical oasis
Somethin' I Was Thinkin' About 4:15
Dean Milano: Vocals, percussion, guitar and electric bass
Scott Braam: Guitars
Russ Ward: drums
Inspiration: More of my ranting
Keepers of the Highway 3:52
Dean Milano: Vocals, guitar and electric bass
Scott Braam: Guitar
Paul Heinz: Keyboards
Russ Ward: Drums
Inspiration: Driving down the road
The Folksingers Dream 1:18
Dean Milano: Vocal and guitar
Inspiration: My own recurring nightmare
My Real Grandpa 2:23
Dean Milano:
Vocals, guitar, and upright bass
Scott Braam: Guitars
Jordi Kleiner: violin
Inspiration: Alfred Christanelli
I Just Might Be In Love With You 2:40
Dean Milano: Vocals, guitar and electric bass
Dave Ivaz: guitar
Russ Ward: drums
Inspiration: Yet another one that got away
The Artist 2:38
Dean Milano: Vocal and bass
Greg Trafidlo: Guitar and lyrics
Paul Heinz: Piano
Ken Slauf: Harmonica
Inspiration: Greg's lyrics
I'm Proud to Be Ignorant 3:38
Dean Milano: Vocals, guitar and electric bass
Scott Braam: Guitar
Dave Kovnat: Drums
Inspiration: Three guesses......
Stories From The Road (Man on the Run) 4:22
Dean Milano: Vocal, guitar and electric bass
Scott Braam: Guitar
Inspiration: The drivers of Illinois Route 57
Bad News Comin’ 3:48
Dean Milano: Vocal, guitar and electric bass
Dave Ivaz: guitar
Russ Ward: drums
Cathy Robel: back up vocal
Inspiration: Bret and Jemaine
Searchin' For a 10 3:12
Dean Milano: Vocal, guitar and electric bass
Jay Whitehouse: Guitar
Scott Braam: Guitar
Russ Ward: drums
Inspiration: The one that doesn’t exist.
And Then We Move On 5:25
Dean Milano:
Vocals, guitar, accordion and upright bass
Paul Heinz: Piano
Jordi Kleiner: violin
Inspiration: The truth about life.
"I think this is probably the best song you've ever written." - Rich Warren Host of the WFMT Midnight Special radio show.
All songs produced by Dean Milano
All songs copyright 2010 except I Just Might Be In Love With You- copyright 1985, (Recording engineer: Scott Braam, except The Artist, which is John Pecak).
Two new songs.....
Dewmaine 4:26
2011
Dean Milano: Vocal and guitars
Engineer: Paul Heinz
Inspiration: A town called Dewmaine
The Last Song That I Wrote 3:10
2012
Dean Milano: Vocal and guitar
Inspiration: Just some thoughts I had.....
Alternate versions of two songs
I Just Might Be In Love With You
1984
Dean Milano:
Vocal and bass
Dennis Gordon:
Lead and rhythm guitars, synthesizer
Ted Kendros:
Drums
Cathy Schenkelberg:
Vocals
Inspiration:
Yet another one that got away
1994
Dean Milano:
Vocal and bass
Robert Maller:
Lead guitar
Don Casper:
Piano
Sharon Arnold:
Vocal and rhythm guitar
Mike Miller:
drums
Inspiration:
The one that doesn’t exist
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(Advertisement)
AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR:
This is an actual commercial that I wrote for CableNet TV back in the early 1980s.
It's performed by myself with the New Seekers.
The next song was recorded live by the Casualaires in 1978.
1977
Dean Milano:
Vocal and bass
Rick Shryock:
Vocal and viola
Jean Gordon:
Vocal and rhythm guitar
Julie Macarus:
Vocal and violin
Inspiration:
The disco
years
Radio Airplay:
Folk Festival WDCB Illinois 36 times Also as guest on show 18 times
Midnight Special (Local, Nat. & Sweet Folk Chicago) WFMT- Illinois 34 times Rich's Pick 3/10, 6/2, 6/9/2007 and 1/15/2011
Detours WYSO- Ohio 30 times
Click Your Heels Together KFOK California 22 times Cited as one of 3 top songwriters of 2008.
Fox's Minstrel Show WRFG Georgia 16 times
Wyn's Country & Gospel Radio 88.3 & 107fm. New Zealand 12 times
FAB-AM England 10 times
Hillbilly Rockhouse EVW Germany 10 times
Regina's Mighty Shores CJTR Sask, Canada 9 times
Alooga Boom Alooga Media Germany 6 times
Tony's World of Folk/The Celtic Connection CFBX BC, Canada 5 times
The Folk Show WNUR Illinois 5 times Also as guest on show three times
Town & Country Radio Show 783 AM New Zealand 4 times
Transitions Radio Magazine KABC FM New Mexico 3 times
Country Cross Roads CGC Radio England 3 times
Eyebee's Thing North American Broadcasting South Carolina 3 times
Local Anesthetic Capsule WXRT .....Illinois 3 times
Roadtunes Sessions KCSB California Twice
Rompin & Stompin Show KVMR California Twice
Sunday Night Folk Festival WHUS Connecticut Twice
Nashville Showcase Radio Sotra Norway Twice
Country favorites 2NUR FM Australia Twice
Worldwide Independent Country Radio Australia Twice
Folk and World Music WBGU Ohio Twice
Virus Americana MdM Radio 101.1 France Twice
Nick Digilio Show WGN Chicago
Hootenanny Power WRKF Louisiana
General Eclectic WCVF New York
Charlotte Indie Radio 365.com North Carolina CD is in regular rotation
Sunny Breeze Show Radio Minsk Belarus
Saloon BRTO Radio The Netherlands
UIS Stereo Universidad Industrial de Santander Colombia
Radio Unerhört Marburg Germany
Soundwave FM New Zealand
Radio Seagull KJLU Missouri
Jazz Radio FM Poland
Isles FM Scotland
West Gippsland Community Radio Australia
Radio 0162 Netherlands
RPS FM France
Archangel's Music Corner ECMA Radio Austria
Radio Terre Franche Belgium
Oz Radio Triple H-FM Australia
Country Club Productions Australia
The Country Music Club Radio Ham Belgium
The Country Channel Hot Spot Radio Network USA
Rolf's Pladdekaddong Radio RheinWelle 92.5 Germany
Boot Scootin' Country WICR/Shoutcast Netherlands
Jazz 88 WAER New York
Afternoon Country WICR Australia
Murat Kasap Show Radyo SDU Turkey
Aimar Ventsel Estonian Radio Estonia
Country Club KIAK Alaska
Herb Bell KRRM Oregon
Yarra Valley FM 99.1 Australia
Darryl Lanyon 101FM Australia
Zulu Kangaroo Indie Radio CD is in regular rotation
Acoustic Revival WWSP Wisconsin
Country Club RPEM-FM Spain
Radio Ermel Veluwe FM Netherlands
Folk Show WRUW-FM Ohio
Backroads & Blue Highways WVTF Virginia
Ballads & Bamjos WJFF New York
Dick Kay Show WCPT Illinois As guest on show
Sonic Salad Dressing WKNH New Hampshire
Gabby Parsons show WMMM Wisconsin
Andina & Rich Comedy Hour Red Dragon TV Wisconsin
Sunday Morning Coffeehouse KOPN Missouri
Night Art WUVT Virginia
Talk Radio 1240 KLYQ Montana
Old Grumpy Radio Live 365 Chicago
A Brief History of Popular Music by Dean Milano
Prior to the 1920s, the greatest music being written was primarily Classical in nature.
From the mid 1920s to the mid 1930s, a form of music called "jazz" stood the world on it's ear.
From the mid-1930s to the mid 1940s, big band music dominated the scene and new forms of country and western music rose in popularity.
From the mid 1940s to the mid 1950s, smaller jazz and pop combos came into their own.
From the mid 1950s to the mid 1960s, Rock and Roll was born and music would never be the same again.
From the mid 1960s to the mid 1970s, there was an explosion of psychedelic and experimental music, the likes of which had never been heard and probably never will again. Rock and Roll, Country and Western, Show Tunes, Folk songs, Jazz, and ethnic tunes could all be heard on popular Top 40 radio stations across the country.
From the mid 1970s to the mid 1980s- mostly crap.
From the mid 1980s to the mid 1990s- mostly crap.
From the mid 1990s to 2005- mostly crap.
Then in 2006, my album SONGS ABOUT STUFF was released and the progress of popular music was set back 100 years. Hope you enjoy it.
2008- My second CD- Vestiges: More Songs About More Stuff is released. Now we're really in trouble.
2010- My third CD- Something To Think About is released. Someone stop me before it's too late!
OK- As long as I'm doing a music page, I may as well post all the obnoxious pictures of my long and winding career, so here goes........
(P.S. I was also in quite a few bands that aren't pictured here, but that's because- I don't have any pictures of them!)
The earliest picture I have of myself with a band. This would've been July,
1966. I'm the only guy in a dark shirt- a rebel right from the start. I
was a "bass-less" lead singer on this gig. (Brad Stiles, myself, Larry
Capps, the late Mac King and Billy Hudson.)
My first "real" band- Grope, 1967-69. I played bass and sang backups.
(Dave Turnquist, Pat Cannon, Bob Baum, Rusty Ward, Steve Zoellin and yours
truly.)
Playing the Blue Village in Westmont. At this point, around 1969, I
had switched from bass to keyboards. Mistake. Back to the bass!
And of course, here we are for our reunion 2011 gig. Grope has come back to
haunt you!
My foray into jazz, around 1970. A whole new experience. (Ralph Muha,
Connie Ball and myself.)
And then- I discovered folk music. (Myself and Pat Cannon)
Off to college at Southern Illinois University and my next band- Pontiac
Jones, 1971-73. (Mike Potter, Pete Special, Rusty Ward and myself)
My uncle Conti Milano, lent me his stand up bass for a few years back in the
1970s, and it gave me a chance to get the feel of that instrument. The Panama
City sign is in reference to a song I wrote by that name back in 1971. (Check
out the song at the top section of this page)
Playing a Pontiac Jones gig at the Ponderosa Nudist Colony in 1972. Yes, one
of the guys is nude and no, it's not me.
Pontiac Jones, warming up for Leo Kottke in Carbondale. I could fill several
screens with the story of what happened that night. Do the words "Nightmare Gig"
mean anything to you?
1974 and back home in Chicago. Dean and brother Mark decide to "get down".
Playing bluegrass with Scuttlebucket, 1974-75. My first new band after moving
back to Chicago. (Rick Shryock, Chuck Wahlstrom, myself and Jim Bertolin)
Next came the Casualaires, 1976-78. Probably my favorite of all the bands
I've ever been in. (Myself, Jean Gordon, Julie Macarus, Rick Shryock)
Not a picture of my band per se, but it is my bands equipment. Left to right:
Ray Tate, former Director of the Chicago Old Town School of Folk Music and
Win Stracke, a founder of the school. The Casualaires were playing a book
signing party for Studs Terkel that night (you can see his name on the
sign behind Win) and Ray, Win and eventually Studs all got up for some improv
singing. The bass guitar on the stage behind Win is mine as well as the guitar
case with the old Pontiac symbol on it (for Pontiac Jones, my old rock band) and
Win is actually singing into my microphone. Ah, fame is so fleeting.....
In 1979, a few partners and I formed Airflow Deluxe, a big band. The venture
was not particularly successful, but it was certainly a learning experience.
One of the highlights of my time with Airflow Deluxe was performing at
Chicago Fest on several occasions.
Onstage with Airflow Deluxe the night we opened the show for Cab Calloway.
In 1980, I joined The New Seekers and toured on and off with them for 4
years. The photo is of our performance at Milwaukee Summerfest.
I have to say, The New Seekers private jets and limo lifestyle was quite
different from anything I'd experienced prior. Hard not to get spoiled!
Playing jugband music at my surprise 30th birthday party. (Greg Trafidlo,
myself, Rick Shryock)
The Singing Bananas- 1980-81. A short lived, but really fun band.
(Myself, Mick Scott and Jeff Jones)
The Lost Tourists- 1982-83. Another short lived, but fun band that was also
the beginning of a long musical partnership with Dennis Gordon. (Clockwise
from top: Jan Lewis, myself, Dennis and Ted Kendros, photo- Pat Cannon)
Dennis Gordon and Dean Milano- a couple of mild guys who think of themselves
as Wild Guys. We worked together from 1982 til Dennis passed away in 2007
and during that time we made a lot of great music... that probably not too many
people were actually interested in.
Rubbaband! A fun country band I was in sometime around 1983-4. We got a gig
at the Deluxe Budget Motel and we were told we might be expected to haul cases
of beer up from the basement once in a while. The gig didn't last too long.
(Dennis Gordon, Julie Macarus, John Benishek, Jim Bromm and yours truly)
During the summer of 1984, I headed down to Osage Beach in the Ozarks of
Missouri to do a six month long show at Marriotts Tan-Tar-A resort. Gettin' paid
to have fun! (Note: There's a reason why this pic looks particularly good.
The fellow who took it went on to win a Pulitzer Prize in photography)
The Milano boys "rockin' out" on the driveway of their folks house in Glen
Ellyn, Illinois- Summer of '85. It was fun til the cops came. Actually, we were
bummed because no one came to watch, including the cops! (Phillip, Steven,
Mark and myself. Where was Paul hiding?)
In the Fall of 1985, I got a call to sub for the bass player at a country
western dinner theatre called the Dry Gulch. He quit, and I ended up staying for
7 years, eventually becoming the music director.
And I even talked them into putting my accordion into the show. Love that
Cajun music!
Ah, yes- my dream come true. Surrounded by the showgirls of the Dry Gulch.
And what could be better than an imaginary cigarette after imaginary sex?
A Milano Christmas invariably ended up in an absolutely insane jam session as
can be seen here. I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but man-
we rocked! I mean, we brought the house down! (Myself, Paul, my Aunt Toni
and Mark)
Tumbleweed Junction 1991-92. Obviously....a country band. (Lida Bringe,
Dennis Cahill, Karen Dale, Rich Kreegier and myself)
Little Country Band 1993-95. This band was a smaller version of the Born to
Boogie Band, which I then ended up joining the following year. (Mike Arturi,
Bill Gordon, the late Danny Patton and myself)
The Born To Boogie Band 1994-95. This was a band fronted by Big John Howell,
a local DJ on a Chicago country music radio station (US 99). (John Howell,
myself, Mike Arturi on drums)
1995- The five brothers singing at a festival in the town of Gioia Del
Colle, home of our ancestors in Italy. Our cousin John was in charge of the
music stage and asked us if we'd like to perform. I don't want to imply we
bombed, but John did say his reputation was "destroyed".
Nighthawk 1996-97. A short lived country band I was in that had some of the
tightest 3 part harmony of any band I've been in. (Bob Maller, Don Casper,
Sharon Arnold, Mike Miller and myself)
Sitting in with a local Mariachi band somewhere in Mexico, 1997
Black Alley Blues Band 1997-98. The band wasn't so hot but the scenery was
nice. Can't remember the woman singers name (Laurie something?) or the other two
guys, but that's Bob Maller in the center of the picture to the right of me.
User Friendly 1998- present. This band performs with a variety of different
players, depending on who's available that day. (Dennis Gordon, Rick Mann,
Jeff Dumas, Todd Jackson, Dave Ivaz and myself)
A Dry Gulch reunion, 1999. (Todd Jackson, Peter Seman and myself.)
An historic event, to be sure! The Five Singing Milano brothers onstage
together at my wedding- 2000. We certainly weren't going to let some silly
festival in Italy stop us. If at first you don't succeed....... (Paul,
Phillip, myself, Steve and Mark)
Sitting in with the band in Soho, London, 2000. They sure love that American
rock and roll over there.
Duck Soup- a band I worked with on and off from about 1996 til they broke up
in 2002. One member, Ken Slauf was actually in Grope, my high school band.
(Rich Hughes, Lee Shibovitch, myself and Ken)
Sitting in with a local band in Cuba -2000. We didn't really speak each
others languages too well, but when music is involved, it hardly matters.
Sharing a tune with a fellow in Crete, Greece -2001. Actually, I think he was
more interested in having his picture taken than he was in singing.
Actually, this scene isn't quite as legitimate as it looks. I believe we were
playing LOUIE, LOUIE when the photo was taken. (Peter Seman's hand,
Charlotte Volkman-Jackson and myself)
Another version of User Friendly, this time playing the Beer Garden at
Chicago's Navy Pier- 2002. (Dave Ivaz, Dennis Gordon, Brad Lake and myself)
Jobbing with Tony Smith and His Almost Famous Band- I've been doing dates
with Tony's band on and off since 2000.
Teaching Abby, my 6 year old granddaughter, the art of Flamenco. "Abby, I
said 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4!!!!! Now do it
again and do it right!"
Jamming with the band in Puerto Vallarta- 2005. I'll do anything for a free
meal.
Jamming with the band in Nicaragua- 2005. I'll do anything to get my
kidnapped wife back.
I hadn't played the stand up bass since the late 1970s, but I suddenly got an
urge to play one again, so I went out and bought me one. Totally cool, daddy-o!
After 40 years in show business, I finally broke down and had a head shot
taken. How embarrassing. (Photo-Mike Kelly)
Singer/songwriter Mick Scott and I performing at the Heartland Cafe in
Chicago, 2007 (Photo Tery Veras)
The Grass Stains, a great little band I worked with for a couple of years.
(Jordi Kleiner, Donald Terao, myself, Carol Francis, Irene and Mike Kelly)
Chatting with Martin Hayes, the Irish fiddle player at the Willie Clancy
Music Fest in Doolin, County Clare, 2007
Jay Whitehouse and I kickin' out the Jams at Bill's Blues, a club in
Evanston, Illinois.
In the stu-stu-studio, just a sing-sing-singing. Workin' on the new CD-
Vestiges: More Songs About More Stuff
It was quite an honor to meet Hazel Dickens (right) and Alice Gerrard (left),
the First Ladies of Bluegrass Music at Folk Alliance 2008. Greg Trafidlo and I
were lucky enough to be part of a private jam session with Hazel, Alice and
John Lilly, in which we swapped songs for over 2 hours in a hotel conference
room.
The Silverbeams, a great little country band I started gigging with in
2007- complete with it's own dance instructors! Left to right: Rick Veras,
Maryann Renquillo, yours truly, Barb Silverman and
Pat Stamer.
Nice little reunion at the Masthouse in Woodstock, Il. From left to
right: Russ Ward, Greg Trafidlo, Ken Slauf and myself. And yes, there were more
than two people in the audience that night.
Dave Humphreys introducing me onstage at the Downers Grove Heritage Fest,
June 28th 2008. Irene Kelly is standing next to me and just out of the picture
are Carol Francis and Jay Whitehouse. Later in the afternoon, I was part of an
impromptu jam with Michael Miles, Chris Walz and Keith Bauman. We definitely
rocked.....
On October 19th, 2008 we held a memorial jam session for my Uncle Connie Milano,
who had passed away in July. I was honored to be able to play my uncle's bass,
which he had passed on to me in his will. Accompanying me are Eddie Piccard on
piano and Rusty Jones on drums.
Toots! (and a dude). This is a fun trio I've been working with lately,
specializing in 1920's through 1940s tunes. The ladies are Pam Brunkalla and
Katie Bendorf.
On June 2, 2009, I was asked to be part of a symposium on the Lincoln Park music
scene of the past 40 years. The event was hosted by DePaul University, moderated
by Rick Kogan. Other panel members were Ed Holstein, Lino Darchum, Steve
Hashimoto and Earl Pionke. It was a very interesting evening, to say the least.
November 22nd 2009. The party for the release of my book- The Chicago Music
Scene: 1960s and 1970s. Over 75 musicians from the book were at the event
meeting fans, playing music and signing autographs. Just at a glance, in this
group shot I see Victor Sanders, Tom Webb, Russ Ward, Steve Justman, Mike
Gasman, Jim Pilster, Paul Petraitis, Jeff Quinn, Greg Tarfidlo, Muriel Anderson,
Tony Smith, Ronnie Rice, Ken Slauf, Amy Lowe, Chris Farrell, Alejo Poveda,
myself, Annie Schwartz, Tommy Furlong, Jeannie Lambert, Jimy Sohns, Jimy Rogers,
Ruth Tobias, Steve Hashimoto, Greg Cahill, Marc Edelstein, Annie Hat, Elliott
Delman and many more..... (Photo courtesy of Moe the Photographer)
A few months after my book came out, I received two tickets from John Prine
for his upcoming show in Joliet. He wanted to swap the tickets for a signed copy
of my book. I think I got the better deal!
Another band I'd been working with recently- The Blackbyrds. This group
was put together by Peter Nye in order to showcase some of our favorite
Roots/Americana and original tunes. And yes, our cellist does have eyes, just
not in this picture apparently.
Singing away at the 2010 WDCB Radio Holiday Hoot party. That's me on the
left with the deer in the headlights look, joined by Kate Early, Bob Holdsworth
and Sue Fink.
On Jan.21, 2011 I held a CD Release Party at Two Way Street Coffeehouse for my
3rd album (yes, I still call them albums- cuz they are!) called Something to
think about. Performing were Jordi Kleiner on violin, Paul Heniz on piano, Mim
Eichmann on hammered dulcimer and vocals, Russ Ward on percussion, guitar and
vocals, Ken Slauf on harmonica, guitar and vocals and Jay Whitehouse on guitar
and vocals, Cathy Robel on vocals as well as Diane Ward and Scott Braam on
guitar. (Thanks Norm Siegel for the photo)
Performing at one of my gigs with Bob Abrams, aka Bobby Hollywood and the
Hills.
A group shot of the musicians who took part in Eric Kinkel's concert at the
Schaumburg Center for the Performing Arts. L to R: Bob Abrams, Traci Cass, Jon
Abel, Eric Kinkel, Salina Norman, Patti Prendergast and myself.
The Grope reunion 2011. First time we performed together in 42 years- and
we sounded great! L-R: Myself, Pat Cannon, Bob Baum, Russ Ward and Ken Slauf.
The Earl (of Old Town) Pionke birthday party, June 2012. I'm standing
between John Prine and Bonnie Koloc in the first photo.
More to come, as long as I get more work!
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Below are the lyrics to the songs on my CD- Something To Think About. These are printed for use by radio disc jockeys.
1. Built On Mistakes
Last night as my wife made dinner for two
she looked ‘round our kitchen so small
Y’know if this room were bigger there’s so much I could do
Just a few more feet, that’s all
Touching the old wooden table, I said with a smile
Here’s something to think about
if this kitchen were bigger by a foot or a mile
this marriage is something I doubt
She cried- What are you saying? We’d be husband and wife
Makes no difference what room we’re in.
Well, that may be true, but it’s a funny ol’ life
And I think this is worth tellin’
Now you’ve lived in this house 25 years or more
long before we were a pair
And I remember the story you told me before
‘bout the mistakes that were made here and there
You said it’s s’posed to be bigger by 3 feet or more
But the workman got lazy that day
He measured it wrong and when the concrete was poured
I guess they figured it looked ok
So now we pay the price with a kitchen too small
, but think about what might have been
That mistake may have seemed like nothing at all
But it changed our future back then
Built on Mistakes Built on Mistakes
Take a look at your world, it just might be Built on Mistakes
If they’d made this house just the way that they should We might not be here today
You might not be living in this neighborhood And I wouldn’t know you this way
Cuz what if somebody else fell in love with this place
Just before you walked through that door
But no, they wanted a house with a little more space
A kitchen - with 3 feet or more
Then we both got quiet as she looked around
And the place didn’t seem so small
As the room filled with moonlight and we sat down
She said you may be right after all
And it made me think of the people affected By a silly mistake long before we were born
And the 3 or 4 feet that the workman neglected on that 19 and 39 morn
Built on Mistakes Built on Mistakes
Sometimes I feel like this whole world was built on Mistakes
Sometimes I feel like this whole world was built on Mistakes And ain’t that just great
2. Margie’s car
I wish I was a teenager again well, not really
the things I did, the things I said what was goin through my head?
Well we had a little gang and we thought we were pretty cool
Just cruisin around with the windows down throwin beer cans at the high school
We were all too young to drive but there was this girl we knew Margie had an old Fairlane
She was 21 and she could drive it, too
Well, hey there, Margie Can you pick us up at 8
I guess it doesn’t matter if you’re a couple minutes late
And since you’re 21 it would really make our day
if you’d stop and grab a six pack on the way
Yeah, good ol Margie
Now Margie wasn’t real pretty and she didn’t have much to say
But come to think of it nobody talked to her anyway
She’d park on the street and Honk the horn I’d run down the steps Like it was Christmas morn
open the door, jump in the back and join the party with the rest of the pack
And I can’t remember if I even said Hi to good old Margie
Sometimes we’d bring our girlfriends and cram in the back seat
Margie would park by the railroad tracks while the rest of us turned up the heat
One night I looked out the window from my rhapsody in the car
and I could see Margie down by the tracks just staring up at the stars
And it’s Hey there Margie What ya doin tonight
Does anyone ever ask you If you’re feelin alright?
Does anybody know you The things that make you cry
Did any of us touch your hand Or even say goodbye?
To good ol Margie
Ran into my friend Jeff at the VFW I asked about the old gang and I mentioned Margie, too
He said the last he heard she’d hit the bottle pretty hard Once the gang split up and everyone got their own car
But he wasn’t sure if it was her they were talking about It might have been Fran or Bonnie there seemed to be some doubt
I’d like to think it wasn’t her and maybe she’s doin’ fine I’d like to think so anyhow and it would surely ease my mind
3. Stories From the Road (Mother and child)
Like ships passing in the night
Faces reflecting the dashboard light
We found the ties that bind
And in those moments
Our lives were forever entwined
That Christmas Eve, I remember it still trying to get home on a ten dollar bill
Standing out on the interstate ramp cursing the cold and damp
A thousand headlights come and go piercing the dark and the midnight snow
The flashing sign from a cheap motel says you won’t get a ride on this night from hell
With one last look at my ten dollar bill I turned and walked up the hill
While dreaming of tropical beaches all night I awoke to the cold of the morning light
Back on the ramp I stuck out my thumb and soon I was feeling quite numb
Then just my luck along comes a ride, a pretty young girl pulling off to the side
She motioned to me and turned quickly away and I could see she was having a bad day
Hey, why so glum?, I jokingly scolded and she tried to smile as her story unfolded
Of a husband who told her he’d found a new life in the arms of his best friends wife
Then she reached for my hand and never let go we drove in silence for an hour or so
“This is where I get out, just up ahead would you like to come in?” I said
There were tears in her eyes as she turned about and all in a rush the words pouring out
As she suddenly realized what might have been, she said I must go home, I can’t be your friend
My precious babies are waiting back there my only hope in this whole nightmare
I’ll face my demons tonight if it be, but my children will always need me
Chorus:
4. Musical Chairs
I met a cute little gal at the bank where I worked last summer
we used to sit around talkin’ bout how this job was such a bummer
she didn’t seem to mind that I was old enough to be her dad
so one night we had dinner and ended up at my pad
Things were goin real nice- just gettin cozy on the couch
So I put on some Zappa -And she’ll yelled ouch!
I said hey whats the matter?- Was I getting fresh?
She said what‘is that music? I saidThat’s weasels ripped my flesh
She threw my record on the floor and took a cd out of her purse)
And I was starting to think this is goin from bad to worse
Well we listened to the singer, some woman named Brittney
And like a bad dream come true, it suddenly hit me
We’re playing musical chairs And I ain’t sittin down
There’s only one chair left And it’s lookin’ like I just lost this round
Well I figured it was time to find a gal my own age
So I met nice lady who seemed to be on the same page
Just when I was a-thinking- I could probably like her
She puts on an album by Ferrante & Teicher
When I said Dylan, she said Denver
I played John Coltrane, she played John Tesh
When I said Willie, she said Boxcar?
She said Mozart’s ok, but she thinks Salieri’s the best
When she said Berry I said Chuck, and she said - Manilow!
She was a Bee Gees fan cuz their disco songs were such fun
I played Piece of My Heart and she said that’s a Faith Hill song
I played Tutti Frutti and she said I thought Pat Boone sang that one?
Chorus:
By this time I was tearing out what little hair was left on my head
I threw her out of my life and stumbled on up to my bed
Next day I got up and had a little time to think it over
And I cried my new roommates name is gonna be Rover
So take those old records off the shelf
I guess Bob Seeger was right
I got me a dog and he sits by my chair
And howls to my songs all night.
no more musical chairs, cuz now I’m sittin down
There’s only one chair left now and it’s surrounded by a beautiful sound
It’s just musical chairs and now I’m sittin down
There’s only one chair left and it’s just me and my musical hound.
5. Somethin’ I Was Thinkin’ About
I’d like to talk about a coupla things I can’t seem to figure out
This song ain’t no big deal It’s just somethin’ I was thinkin’ about
Thinkin’ ‘bout gasoline
I had to take a second mortgage on my house just to get some bucks
So I could buy 10 gallons of gas to fill up my old truck
Now if they found a sea of oil just below the county dump
Do you think they might see fit to drop the prices at the pump?
I Don’t know-no-no but I don’t think so-so
So I may not be too bright But this picture don’t look right
Are things what they appear Or am I missing something here?
Well I don’t know-no-no But I don’t think so
Thinkin’ ‘bout guns
Did you ever stop to wonder about all these folks with their guns?
They claim they must protect their families from the hordes of roving huns
But what if all them huns got tossed in a big ol jail one day?
Would our god fearin citizens gladly put their guns away?
Chorus
Thinkin bout religion
Now everyone thinks they got the one true answer and everybody else is doomed
They point their fingers, make up the rules and pass the collection plates around the room
But if the Almighty himself came down and finally set things straight
Would all those churches follow the truth and give up their nice tax breaks?
Chorus:
Right now you’re probably wondering what’s the point of this ol song
You might just think it’s a waste of time but then I could be wrong
Don’t spend your whole day frettin’ away in case you’ve got your doubts
It might be nothin’ but maybe it’s somethin’….
somethin’ you’ll be thinking about.
6. Keepers of the Highway
Let’s write a verse for the traveling salesman
We’ll play a few chords for the truck drivin man
Livin their lives between the blacktop and white lines
sing a song if you can For the keepers of the highway
Flashing red lights in my rear view mirror Sure ain’t what I wanna see
But just up ahead there’s a car in the ditch I guess I’m glad someone’s there for you and me
For the man with a badge It’s an awful heavy load
But it’s just one more day Of life on the road….So
Chorus:
Last week I got stuck in a 2 mile back up And I was cursing that guy in the orange hard hat
But when his work is all done and the road’s runnin’ smooth Does anyone ever stop to thank him for that?
Standin’ out there with his life on the line Listenin’ to our rubber tires whine
Chorus:
Well the next time I stop at a local motel or check out the diner in the town up ahead
I’ll be thinking ‘bout the people depending on us And the different lives we’ve all led
The girl in the toll booth The gas station guy
Don’t let em fade away As you go rolling on by
Chorus:
From the Canadian boundaries to the Mexican border
Sing a song if you can
for the keepers of the highway
7. Folk Singers Dream
Last night I had the strangest dream I ever had before
I dreamed I played my folksongs at the coffeehouse next door.
The audience it number five I knew them everyone
Quietly tuning their instruments waiting til I was done
Then to our amazement by the door did stand
a young man who was neatly dressed with no guitar in hand
We welcomed him to our music fest We all made such a fuss
It’s seldom that we play for one who’s not a folkie like us
It’s true kind sir, he said to me I am no troubadour
I just came in to change for the meters and then he was out the door.
8. My Real Grandpa
I hardly knew my real grandpa He died when I was seven
Seemed to be a pretty nice guy I hope he made it to heaven
But grandma she’d remarried with a new man in her life
and for 37 years, she was proud to be his wife
And though we all knew different,
He was that special kinda guy who was everybody’s friend
and he had the kind of laugh That always made ya feel good again
And if he heard this song right now He’d probably laugh I know
But as the ye---ars go by I find I miss that laughter so
Well I had grandmas and grandpas And I’ve got cousins by the score
Uncles and aunts, I really couldn’t ask for more
Ya know I loved them every one but the one I loved the best
Was the guy who came too late and stood above the rest
and in the end it didn’t matter if his veins shared my blood
cuz I guess I decided I’d rather share his love
He was my real grandpa that’s all I have to say
My real grandpa And I liked it just that way
Well I married in my September years With no child to take my name
I missed out on those sleepless nights And that awful teenage game
But with my lovin’ wife There appeared a whole new brood
Including children and grandkids One for every mood
I love em more than words can tell And if my dream comes true
I hope one day they’ll say I was their real grandpa, too.
9. I Just Might Be In Love With You
Maybe I just didn’t make it clear to you I should have seen by the look in your eyes,
I wasn’t gettin’ through Maybe the words I used would’ve worked in a different way
But I could have sworn that you turned your back Every time I had something to say
So here we stand at the fork in the road thinkin’ of the love and the seeds that we sowed
Am I wastin’ my time Can’t you see that I’m losin’ my mind?
But you’re so much a part of me And there’s so many things that I want you to see
If it makes any difference won’t ya give me a clue, cuz I just might be in love with you
Maybe this feelin’ I’m havin’ wasn’t meant to be But I just got to know if there was even a chance before I set it free
Maybe I’m tellin’ myself you’re not right for me Cause I had nothin’ before and now I’ve got nothin’ but misery
Chorus:
10.The Artist
Sitting’ in a tavern on Kedzie Avenue Grabbed a window seat to beat the heat and down a brew or two
This guy comes through the doorway quite a sight to behold Heavy set, wet with sweat his face was flecked with gold
He took the stool beside me kept staring ‘cross the street
Let out a curse (Hey, I’ve heard worse) then he began to speak
That second “D” in D.D.S The outline should be thicker
This poor chump was in the dumps He ordered up more liquor
Ya See, he was a man of letters Like some artist of renown
Writing names on window panes On offices ‘round town
Eighteen carat characters Precisely lined in black
Like stuff you’d cop from a jewelry shop This guy just had the knack
Barkeep poured another Then he looked outside to see
Said “What the hey, call it a day, Your sign looks fine to me
The guy says “Think about it”My work’s a thing of art
To you its’ fine, just a sign To me, my calling card
He listed little to the left Then pulled himself together
Gathered up his paint and brush To fix that vexing letter.
Up his wooden ladder This second story man
Put on a show for folks below With a big unsteady hand
He teetered and he tottered And down the painter went
With a thud, like a sack of spuds In a heap on the cement
The sidewalk’s red and black and gold Where this low-rent Rembrandt lay
The coppers said, “Dis guy’s stone dead Just some drunk D.O.A.”
Now I ain’t no philosopher So don’t ask my advice
But, It don’t seem smart to die for art cuz perfection’s got it’s price
11. Proud to be ignorant
I coulda gone to college, but college is for creeps
And it didn’t cost me a cent to learn what I learned here on the streets
Things like how to get drunk and start up a fight
With a different stranger every night
And grabbin the waitress sweet behind
If I think she looks fine, fine , fine……...
And if you don’t like me, that’s too damn bad
I sure ain’t the type you wanna get mad
There’s more n more of us every year
Better get used to havin us here.
Now right between my ears, there’s wide open spaces
And just like that song, I got friends in low places
I’m loud and I’m big I got the manners of a pig
And I’m proud to be ig-norant.
Well, I walked into a bar where the folksingers play
Don’t need to hear no folksinger, there’s a hockey game on today
So I turned up their TV when the barmaid turned her back
And I stomped and I screamed like a wild animal pack
Folks in the room kept yellin at me to shut up and be quiet
So I stood on the stool and pulled down my pants
Now ain’t that just a riot?
Went off on a camping trip with a couple of good ol boys
Sittin by the campfire late at night, just makin a bunch a noise
We drank and partied til 2 in the morning
ranger came by with a final warning
said folks around here are tryin ta sleep
But we just laughed and made fun of his Jeep
Next morning we stumbled out into the sun
The beer cans numbered a hundred and one
Scattered around far as we could see
So we stomped em flat and threw em into the trees
Well we packed up the truck and we started to leave
But what happened next we just couldn’t believe
A big plastic bag we’d left behind
Flew onto the windshield ….. we were drivin blind
well bubba’s at the wheel and he couldn’t see
He drove straight into a bunch of trees
He lost control and went into the river
The thought of that river still makes me shiver
Well I’m no fan of those tree huggin nuts
But there is one thing and I’ll tell you what
we learned our lesson and it’s understood
Use paper bags, plastic’s no good
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12. Stories From the Road (Man on the Run)
Like ships passing in the night
Faces reflecting the dashboard light
We found the ties that bind
And in those moments
Our lives were forever entwined
That Christmas Eve, I remember it still trying to get home on a ten dollar bill
Standing out on the interstate ramp cursing the cold and damp
A thousand headlights come and go piercing the dark and the midnight snow
The flashing sign from a cheap motel says you won’t get a ride on this night from hell
With one last look at my ten dollar bill I turned and walked up the hill
While dreaming of tropical beaches all night I awoke to the cold of the morning light
Back on the ramp I stuck out my thumb and soon I was feeling quite numb
Then just my luck along comes a ride, a brand new Corvette pulling off to the side
The windows with stickers as plain as can be Stating “This is Corvette for ’73!”
As he pulled to a stop and I opened the door, the driver looked tired as the clothes that he wore
A bit rough and tumble all ready to fight and something just didn’t seem right
As the needle hit 90 he glanced in the mirrors and soon he confirmed all the worst of my fears
He warned me of what was to come, If we see any cops, we’ll just have to run
Ya see, I just stole this beauty of mine and I won’t let them catch me this time
although I still had many miles to go, I suddenly spoke of my old uncle Joe
He just happens to live in the very next town, so I smiled and said “see you around”.
Back on the highway the sirens I heard , did the cat finally catch our little bird?
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13. Bad News Comin’.
Woke up this mornin’, Now don’t ya just love them songs
Where the first line the guy sings is woke up this morning
And ya know it don’t matter if he’s happy or sad
Cuz in the end everything is gonna turn out bad
B-B-B-Bad news comin
Now the postman’s comin’ got a letter for you
Whenever there’s a postman I’ll give you a clue
He’s either got you a note from your Uncle Sam
Or a dear John letter from your woman
And since there ain’t no draft right now
you can bet it ain’t from uncle Sam anyhow
Bad news comin
Bad news comin’ (Bad news comin’)
No sense runnin (No sense runnin)
pull down the shades – Lock the door
scream until ya can’t scream no more
there’s bad news comin’. (bad news comin’.)
Yeah, bad news comin’. (bad news comin’.)
Drivin down the road just about midnight
In the rearview mirror now you’re watchin’ the headlights
There’s a couple a guys a been following you
In a black sedan and they’re both wearin’ suits
Now why do the bad guys always wear suits
even though sometimes they wear cowboy boots?
Bad news comin (Bad News Comin’)
Bad news comin (Bad News Comin’)
Don’t look now, be quiet as a mouse (bad news, bad news comin’)
Ya just found out there’s a killer in the house (bad news, bad news comin’)
Hidin’ in the bathroom, you’re in a bad dream
There’s a hand on your shoulder and it makes ya scream.
But it’s just your friend Bill sneaking in through the door
Now how come Bill never put his hand on your shoulder before?
B-B-B-Bad news comin
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So what is the bad news?
When you gonna tell us?
We’re still waitin. Singin and waitin
Hey, we’d like to know Can ya tell us some more?
14. Searchin; For a Ten
“Doesn’t the band sound great tonight?” I said to the cowboy on the barstool sittin’ right next to me
I guess he agreed and then he turned away and went back to starin’ at the silent picture on the color TV
That raven haired beauty I’d been checkin’ out, well she just slipped out the door
How many more nights will I sit at this bar til I just can’t stand it no more?
And maybe it’s time, time I gave in, and what a long, lonely time it’s been
I’m wastin away, searchin’ for a 10. gotta come down to earth again.
Back in the corner off the dance hall floor she sits by herself, just a face in the crowd through the smoke and the noise
Two steppin couples keep dancin’ on by, she sips on her Coke as she watches the girls sittin down with the boys
Well, she’s not the kind of girl I been dreamin about, but those dream girls, they fade away
And now I’m standin next to her and she’s lookin up at me and we’re both stumblin for somethin to say
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And I’ll love you if I can
Doesn’t the band sound great tonight and wouldn’t ya like to dance with me?
15. And Then We Move On
So whatever happened to Vaudeville? No one remembers and no one cares
But when the curtain came down for the very last time, it was the end of the world for the Flying O’Hares
Then come the magic of the New York stages, a feast for the eyes on the great white way
We had Sondheim and Bernstein, Fosse and Prince, but the lights finally dimmed on their wonderful plays
It’s happened so many times before when it does, we just open a new door
And then we move on. This old world keeps on turning
But everytime another child is born that flame keeps on burning
And then we move on. We all have our golden age
We hope it never ends But when it’s done we turn the page
And then we move on
Then like the cry from a newborn babe It was the dawn of the rock and roll days
Like a bird it flew til it’s song was sold, trapped in a golden cage
Now my story took place on a Chicago avenue where the folkies could sing out their hearts
The street was filled with voice and guitar, but the times were a changing and then it all fell apart
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Well, I heard the kids talking at the Starbucks today, I could see they were all feeling down
They said the DJ’s don’t play anything good anymore and the clubs have all closed downtown
I smiled as I listened and suddenly I thought how fragile life is in a way
So just remember the times when the world was all yours, and how good it felt yesterday
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Special thanks to: Jordi Kleiner, Jay Whitehouse, Dave Ivaz, Russ Ward, Cathy Robel, Paul Heinz, Mat Irvine, Jeff Justman and of course Greg Trafidlo.